Monday, June 25, 2007

No longer a virgin..

Today something real unexpected happened.I was driving and suddenly my car got sc'raped" from the front by some fucktard uncle who was sayin hi to his pal on the opposite lane.how shitty can tat be..worse still..its not my car...aih malang tidak berbau

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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Supposedly be from the guys point of view..

You might agree withit, but when it actually happens 96%of girls dont realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to otherguys.
We don't care if you're friends withother guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, andsome random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.that it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

One of the sexiest thing about a girl is her confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.Take Advantage of the mood i'm in.

"Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and notwhat you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks morebeautiful when she's just in her pj's.or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
Don't take everything we say seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See thebeauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott MorrisChesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartneyis in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word"handsome"/"beautiful"Girls, I cannot stress this enough:ifyou aren't being treated right by a guy, dont't wait for him to change.ditch him.
sorry,,disgrace to the male populationass and find someone who will treat youwith utter respect.
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile whenyou're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even whenyou make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matterhow bad you make them feel, or what you do.

Tips for the less experienced:

*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand,gently bump into it a couple oftimes.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle withhim, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she lovesyou,look deep into her eyes, give her apeckon the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

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how romantic are u?? XD

GET APIECE OFPAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)
SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF THETEST.
WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE INTHE SUBJECT BAR.
1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
a) Darkb) Light

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
a) Go to a party?b) Go out to eat?

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
a) Baby-Pinkb) Yellowc) Baby-Blued) Turquoise

4. PICK YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY OUT OF:
a) Surfingb) Skate-Boardingc) Skiing

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THEFOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
a) Louie Vuittonb) coachc) against all odds

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE OUT OFTHE FOLLOWING?
a) Hawaiib) Londonc) FLorida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GOTO:
a) The Beach?b) Somewhere Cooler?

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
a) Januaryb) Februaryc) Marchd) Aprile) Mayf) Juneg) Julyh) Augusti) Septemberj) Octoberk) Novemberl) December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:a) Chill at homeb) Go out with friends10.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INSTRUMENTOUT OF
:a) Guitarb) Bass guitarc) Drumsd) The Triangle



====**ANSWERS**
1. a. dark= sexy [5points]b. light = sweet [2 points]
2. a. go to a party = playful [2points]b. go out to eat = romantic [5points]
3. a. baby-pink = cute [2]b. yellow = loud [3]c. baby-blue = cool [5]d. turquoise = sexy [5]
4. a. surfing = active [2]b. skateboarding = determined [2]c. skiing = daring [5]
5. a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]b. coach = laid back [2]c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
6. a. hawaii = you like being aroundpeople [2]b. London = You are quiet, andlike the cold [2]c. florida = You like to party! [5]
7. a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]b. somewhere cooler = pale andoriginal [2]
8. a. January = popular [5]b. February = lovely [2]c. March = loud [2]d. April = playful [5]e. May = happy [5]f. june = chills a lot [5]g. July = smooth [2]h. August = fun [5]i. September = quiet [2]j. October = out-going [2]k. November = pimpin' it [5]l. December = warm [2]
9. a. home = quiet, romantic [5]b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
10. a. guitar = eye-catching [5]b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]c. Drums = loud [2]d. Triangle = crazy [5]

SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17 = LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN
18-20 = OKEY
21-35 = Rather ROMANTIC
36+ = SUPER ROMANTIC...

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Friday, June 22, 2007

Dreams~

last nite i had real kickass weird dream..serious shit..
this is how it goes..

i somehow warped back into into secondary skool.ee was with me.first we were in the acs green.it was crazy,ppl throwing stuff all around,there were some of the burnin rubbish bins u see on those homeless ppl;s street in new york or something,as tho all hell broke lose.We went passed tat and went to the toilet area.
There are a huge bunch of indians in the toilet goin in and out the toilet.they were all very angry folks.Cursing and screaming in tamil.i even remember seeing darmindra goin in with a basket of tennis ball,like the one the tennis coach mr lee always brings.Then i heard gun shot and many indian came rushin out.Its like seriously scary moment.Then i heard loud footsteps and and when me and ee turned around,we saw mr k coming at us with a butcher knife in his hand like its vietnam or something.

We ran into the chemistry lab.There..i saw the worse mayhem of my life. CHeng haw was inside smashing chairs and stuff on the lab tables.Ging was there messing with the chemicals,daowen was there screaming as his hand burns on the bunsen thing,chye huat was pretendin to teach on the teachers table.then i saw raymond scolding somebody at the door on the other side.Then something really funny happend,yong soon came out of nowhere and ran over to cheng haw and punched him. then they started punching each other with cheng kiat and kok xiu loon helping while yong soon aim for cheng haw only.Its kinda familiar la this scene. Of coz i being a good friend never help them coz its better to let they let it out.

I then ran out towards raymond and all of the sudden i was in primary skool perhimpunan.When the negaraku started everybody stood in their place and stop moving.i saw dao in front sittin on a chair so i whispered to the person beside me which is wern loong who appeared out of nowhere.HE shouted at me to keep quiet then continued singin his stupid national anthem.damn furious.then ee shouted from some distance,''Ling daowen,where are u??" dao replied with his trademark stupid battlecry woohooo~~!! so loud..then pak din was up there screamin using the mic.i forgot wat tat fella shouted liao...

Gerard then appear and said lets go to the canteen....before i reach...something seriously bad happend to me...so serious it changed everything.......

I WOKE UP~!!Of all the times i had to wake up now..i woke up feelin all awake and my heart is pounding..like i just escaped from the police or something..damn~~wat a weird dream... i just kinda miss skool i guess........

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

too free...

1) Name one person who made you smile last night.
frasier counts counts?

2)What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
sittin on the sofa tryin desperately not to fall asleep again..

3) What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
thinkin how i kicked joey's butt in snooker..me!!haha just ask giri how sucky i am in snooker

4) What was something that happened to you in 2006?
the only thing i could remember of is genting trip with my sis and my kl frens..

5)What is the last thing you said aloud?
shoot man shoot!!*i was playin basketball*

6) How many different things did you drink today?
some disgusting herbal tea,100plus,kickapoo,water,soup from my pan mee...

7) What color is your hairbrush?
which one?

8) What was the last thing you paid for?
gas and snooker fee

9) Where were you last night?
having a great time alone at home..T_T

10) What color is your front door?
Brown...stupid question

11) Where do you keep your change?
my tabung,my car,my wallet..

12) What is the weather like today?
sunny

13) What is the best ice cream flavor?
the green minty one..wats tat called?

14) What is something you are excited about?
doin someting dangerous with my gang ..fuyoh..damn rush

15) Do you want to cut your hair?
sure as long as there;s still hair there...

16) Are you over the age of 25?
dreadin it

17) Do you talk a lot?
i dun think so..

18) Do you watch The O.C.?
piff...complete and utter waste of time
19) Do you know anyone named Steven?
yea i do....Tan BA-WANG~~~~hahaha

20) Do you make up your own words?prolly hehe

21) Are you typically a jealous person?
unfornately yeah but i kinda try not to but it will still come to me ..tat makes me a bad person??nah~~.l.hehe

22) Name a friend whose name starts with the letter “A”.
Ah .....cant think of any.. :)
23) Name a friend whose name starts with the letter “K”
Kenny from southpark

24) Who’s the 1st person on your received calls list?
dad

25) What did the last text message you received say?"
i am raymond.new number is 0175233829

26) Do you chew on your straws?
sometimes...so tat the mamaks cant cut the tip and recycle..
27) Do you have curly hair?
:)
28) Where is the next place you’re going?
Iris Eyecare..zzzzz
29) Who is the rudest person in your life?
plenty,,cant think of a specific one right now

30) What is the last thing you ate?
ranges...

31) Is marriage in your future?Yes...definitely in my plans

32) What is the best movie you’ve seen in the past two weeks?
shrek 3?

33) Is there anyone you like right now?
hmm i;m not quite sure

34) When was the last time you did the dishes?
two days ago

35) Are you currently depressed?
nop..if i admit then i;m weak
36) Did you cry today?
Nope....

37) Why did you answer and post this?
becoz my blog is almost dead..it need to recuperate ..did i use the right word?ahh bugger

38) Tag as many people who would do this survey.
all those who cared enough to enter my blog..

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Abe and Lincoln



right:john fitzgerald kennedy
left:abraham lincoln
"Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.


John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.




Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.


John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.




Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.


Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.




Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.


Both Presidents were shot in the head.




Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.


Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.




Both were assassinated by Southerners.


Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.




Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.


Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.




John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.


Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.




Both assassins were known by their three names.


Both names are composed of fifteen letters.




Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'


Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'




Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.


Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.




Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.




And here's the kicker...


A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland .


A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. "
Ck:I found it rather interesting and just to make sure, i wikipedia-ed both of these historical figures and found out tat some of the stuff are actually true.A strange coincidence??watever we did and watever we will do in the future is all set by God??Have our fate been written before we are even born???hmmm u figure it out....

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